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February 19, 2005

Galactica Blogging

As I believe I've confessed before, I have managed to get addicted to the SciFi channel's new Battlestar Galactica, so every Friday night I'm in front of the TV getting my fix for the week. The show has created a number of interesting situations and the characters have grown on me (well, at least some of them have). Last night's episode was a blend of the good and the bad, however.

For those who don't watch the show (and don't mind spoilers), read on.

The new Cylons are seriously different from the original show. In 1978, the Cylons were interstellar Terminators who sought to wipe out the human race and had nearly succeeded. The current versions, however, while they have nearly wiped out the human race, don't actually seem to see destroying humanity as their mandate. One Galactica pilot trapped on Caprica has been permitted to roam free across the planet in the company of a Cylon he believes is his fellow shipmate from Galactica while other Cylons watch their adventures. Meanwhile Gaius Baltar, inadvertent enabler of the Cylon attack that destroyed the Twelve Colonies has a Cylon in his head who constantly attempts to convince him of the existence of God. (Apparently the Cyclons are no longer Terminators, but instead interstellar Jehovah's Witnesses.)

So last night Baltar annoys his internal Cyclon because he won't accept God as his savior, and she vanishes only to appear on Galactica as a woman with evidence that Baltar betrayed the human race and allowed the Cyclons to destroy the Twelve Colonies. Baltar eventually incriminates himself by trying to destroy the evidence (even though he knows its forged, since while the charge is accurate, the details are not) and has a conversation with the President in which she confesses that as soon as she heard the news she knew it was true. Yet as soon as Baltar gets down on his knees in his cell and prays, it turns out that the evidence is faked and Baltar is cleared of all charges and the Cylon woman has vanished into thin air. The implication is that she has somehow emerged from Baltar's head to torment him in person, and now she is back in his head.

So I've got a few problems with the whole concept. There is no discussion at all of Baltar's actions, which certainly seem to be those of a guilty man. Both Adama and President Roslyn clearly have their suspicions about Baltar, although neither had probably considered the possibility he'd had anything to do with the destruction of the colonies prior to this. Still, add in his attempts to destroy the evidence and I think I'd have a hard time just sending him back to his laboratory to work on the nuclear weapon he asked for. After Roslyn admitted she believed the charges as soon as she heard them, you'd think she might be just a touch less credulous even after the evidence turns out to be faked. Instead we're left with the impression Baltar has actually profited from this episode, because he has been tested and came through successfully.

And don't get me started on the vanishing Cylon. I've got no heartburn with her if she's been with the fleet since day one and just emerged to strike at Baltar (as last week's Cylon apparently did), but her disappearing strained credulity. Is she just hidden well enough that they can't find her (implausible on a military vessel), did she space herself, or did she just pop back into Baltar's head? Galactica has done a reasonably good job of keeping the pseudoscience consistent thus far, I'd hate to see them throw out that consistency to no good purpose.

One other thing: the Cylons have built artificial people so realistic you can't tell them from humans on a cellular level. But now we're to believe that a red light runs up their spine when they're having sex? Granted that Helo was in no position to notice in that instance, but always have sex face-to-face in well-lit places to avoid discovery? I realize why they showed the red light, to emphasize Boomer's nonhuman origins, but it was still more than a little silly.

Posted at February 19, 2005 06:28 AM

Andrew Olmsted

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A quick heads up, Boomer did a layout in the current issue of Maxim. Woof!!

Posted by: Michael Brill at February 19, 2005 10:07 AM

Maybe the disappearing Cylon was a shape-shifter and was/is Boomer or another Cylon agent on the BG. There's been nothing to indicate that capability, of course. Just an idea I had.

Posted by: Murdoc at February 22, 2005 12:33 PM

I do like the military scifi aspects, also hope that they keep to more credible topics. The "celluarly perfect" human-Cylon copies are annoying, certainly there must be some indications of vat-grown duplicates. And why only four-five models? Strange. I think they should have more robot fights and less sexy human-Cylon stories.

Posted by: J. at February 24, 2005 11:46 AM

Idiotic colonial vipers aside, (fuel? we don't need no steengkeeng fuel!) the space scenes do seem to attempt to appear to be more real. Exterior lighting tends to be darker than you'd find in Star Trek/Wars or B5 for that matter and the ships don't move as if they're in an atmosphere (most of the time). The fleet does seem to adopt a common orientation regarding 'up/down' though whether that is due to 2 dimensional thinking on the production company's part or is explained as being a habit of convenience on the part of the ship drivers in the fleet I don't think has been addressed.

If market forces impacted ship design I would think that most ships would be spherical as that would contain the greatest volume for the lest surface structure. Be more maneuverable also as the lever arm would be shorter in relation to mass.

Oh yeah, another point in the current BG's favor: they didn't bring back robomutt!

Posted by: JSAlison at February 25, 2005 12:53 PM

Actually, in the writers' defense, they've discussed the use of roughly half the fleet's fuel reserves during the search for Starbuck a few weeks back.

Posted by: Andrew at February 26, 2005 12:38 PM

Akshully I was snarking on the design of the Vipers. Three great honking engines, a seat, coupla beam weapons and no visible means of storing the fuel that those humungous exhaust nozzles are going to require. Of course, I guess they could be fueled by unobtanium, that magical fuel that requires no volume for storage...

Posted by: JSAlison at February 28, 2005 02:50 PM

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