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December 05, 2003

Life Imitates the Movies

In the fine film A Few Good Men, Tom Cruise plays a military defense lawyer. In a minor establishing scene, One of his clients is being threatened with prosecution for possession of marijuana. Only one problem: the herb the sailor bought and smoked was oregano. When the prosecutor warns Cruise that he will have to charge his client, Cruise asks what he's going to charge him with? Possession of a condiment? Eventually the two plea bargain the case out, and all is well.

Unfortunately, it appears the school board in Conyers, Georgia, has failed to learn from Cruise's example. Three students have been accused of violating the state's Controlled Substances Act for possessing a plastic bag filled with parsley. Apparently, in Georgia, you can be prosecuted for possession of a counterfeit substance, meaning I'd best leave my spice rack behind if I ever (God forbid) find myself in Georgia.

Is there a better example of the lunacy of the so-called drug war than three students being suspended (and who, exactly, does that punish?) for possession of parsley?

Hat tip: Best of the Web.

Posted at December 5, 2003 01:58 PM

Andrew Olmsted

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They really should prosecute the seller for fraud.

The kids are guilty of Inability To Recognize Parsley. I don't think we're talking major drug users here.

I did see an account the other week of a case where allegedly a reputable lawyer was accused at an airport of carrying some -- I forget if it was pot or coke -- and allegedly swallowing it; what then, the story went, happened is that she then choked and died. I didn't consider the source to be reliable, so I didn't blog it, but were it to be a vaguely accurate account it would be far more serious, as most of the farces of the drug war. Millions of people in jail who shouldn't be, tens of millions of lives disrupted. Grr.

Trivia: A Few Good Men was written by Aaron Sorkin, creator of the West Wing, convicted drug user. (Lots: marijuana, coke, LSD....) His drug use didn't prevent him from being one of the world's most successful writers and producers, for what that's worth.

Posted by: Gary Farber at December 5, 2003 07:59 PM

Excellent point, Gary. I personally don't think much of drugs and alcohol, but I think even less of the small-minded twits who spend so many tax dollars to prevent people from doing what they're going to do anyhow, 'for their own good.' What a crock.

Posted by: Andrew at December 5, 2003 08:25 PM

At the federal level, it's "intent to distribute" and not actual distribution that gets you convicted. Numerous examples of non-drug drug convictions can be found.

Posted by: elliottg at December 6, 2003 10:40 AM

Perhaps charged with aggravated stupidity? I know, drug counselling so that next time they'll be able to tell the difference...Personally I think that the War on (some) Drugs needs to go the way of Probition and for many of the same reasons.

Posted by: JSAllison at December 8, 2003 10:53 AM